Look at the Cannon on Mrs. Cannon

For the record, here are the things that I know about Mariah Carey:

1) Most women hate her, even if they like her music.

2) Most men lust for her, even if they hate her music.

3) Most people I know hate her music, but still know the words to at least a couple of her songs.

4) I loved her when she was bat-shit crazy and passing out ice cream on TRL a couple of years ago.

5) My dog will leave the room when she hears Mariah hit those high notes that have become her trademark.

Well, it seems that it is time to add one more thing to the list. Mariah Carey, diva extradinaire and cradle of love rocker (you go Nick Cannon! Pssst - how did you manage to snag her without a prenup???) has long been looking for a baseball team that will allow her to throw out the first pitch. Problem is, no one in MLB will allow her to assume these ceremonial duties without agreeing to sing the national anthem before the game. (Even though I can't figure out why not since it is free publicity).

So what's Ms. Carey-Cannon do? She gets a Japanese baseball team to let her "throw" out the first pitch, and, I have to admit, I am SO GLAD that they did. What an arm! Even my 3 year old throws better, but at least Mariah looks better in heels.

Enjoy the hilarity.