If your "name" is Trixie, Lacy, Trinity, Roxie, or Chrissie, you live in the Dallas/Ft Worth metro area, and you like to dance for a living, WATCH OUT!!! Pac Man is on the move. According to published reports, Adam "Pac Man" Jones - sometime football player, all time great thug - has been traded from Slick's Tennessee Titans to America's team, the Dallas Cowboys. Known for his titty bar spending accumen, Jones is ready to wreak havoc across the metro Dallas area. To all the parents out there, this is just another reason to WORK YOUR BUTT OFF TO KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS OFF THE POLE.
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Don't forget former TNA Wrestler
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