Thursday, October 16, 2008

Who's Watching the Watchmen Already?


If you're like me, you're eagerly anticipating next March's release of Watchmen, the Zack Snyder-directed film adaptation of the seminal graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. No matter what the movie turns out to be like, you can bet the entire Interweb will crash for at least 48 hours from the sheer volume of "It's awesome and perfect"/"Zack Snyder raped my childhood!" sniping sure to result. Me, I'm hopeful, and the tone of the trailer attached to The Dark Knight this summer encouraged me in my hope. It remains to be seen whether a story so tied to mid-eighties Cold War tension will be any kind of success with the young moviegoing public of today, but hey, as long as it's coming out, right?

Anyway, there have been a great series of articles written in recent days by Daniel Manu and Zach Oat over at Television Without Pity's new "Movies Without Pity" section, focusing on a recent screening of sample footage. Spoilers abound, of course, so tread with caution (only those familiar with the book will be truly safe from plot spoilers).

First, they describe the footage in detail. Then, they give us Q&A transcripts with director Zack Snyder and co-creator Dave Gibbons, before finally getting together to discuss their feelings about what they saw at the screening.

Sure, it's five months away, but I'm getting pretty geeked-up already.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

You've Got to See This

I received an email from my buddy John yesterday with a link to the first video show below. This clip is from the dream match up of Morgan State/Winston Salem State football game last week (I know some of you deadbeats out there lost cash on this game!) After I saw the clip, I was impressed but not as impressed as a couple of other catches that I had seen in the past so I thought I would post a montage of a couple of my favorites. Watch them and tell us in comments which one impresses you the most.

Morgan State's Edwin Baptiste



WWU's Chris Moore



Alabama's Tyrone Prothro

Too Funny

Every once in a while, you actually get a forwarded email that is truly funny. Amid the chain letters, emails filled with supposedly cute pictures of cats/dogs/pets, and the same old jokes and pictures that were funny the first five or six times that I received them from someone, came this little gem from my buddy Scott. Enjoy.

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster . He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Someday We'll Go All the Way!


Okay, here it is at last. This actually made my cry.





Now that's a song I can drink an Old Style to. If you want a copy, just let me know!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Once, Upon a Time, I could control myself...


So this morning I was greeted with this story:

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder pens Cubs song
Tribune report
11:24 PM CDT, September 18, 2008

Chicago radio stations and sports bars have begun spinning "All the Way," a Cubs-themed ditty written by Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder at the request of Cubs legend Ernie Banks, Billboard.com reports.

The track features lines like "Our heroes wear pinstripes / pinstripes in blue / give us a chance to feel like heroes too." It was recorded last month during Cubs fan Vedder's solo concert at Auditorium Theatre, according to Billboard.com.

The song will be available for downloading in the next few days, according to Pearl Jam's Web site, and may also be sold on CD and "souvenir 45 singles."


Do you believe in miracles? While we've known for a while that EdVed was a die hard Cubbies fan, it looks like he's put his talent where his heart is and blessed us with a new tune. Will this make "Go Cubs Go" irrelevant? I don't know, but I am champing at the bit to hear this song!!!

If I didn't have to go to work today, I would hunt this down. Stay tuned folks - I'll do my best to have this posted soon if it's out there on the web!!!

Monday, September 15, 2008

It's No-No Time!


Well, we'll be darned! One of our favorite Cubbies, the inimitable "Big Z," has thrown his first no-hitter--and the team's first since Milt Pappas did it in 1972.

Watch highlights here.

There's so much weird about this, from Zambrano coming off inflamation and rotator cuff tendonitis to the game's odd scheduling and locale (thanks to Hurricane Ike, Sunday was game 1 of a Houston home series, but held in Milwaukee). But one thing's for sure: it's cause for celebration here at the Outfield!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

It's Geek Time


So we here at The Outfield will be heading to Columbus OH at the first of October for the Mid Ohio Comic Con. What geeks, huh? Just thought I would offer up a little comic goodness in anticipation of what's to come. This piece is from superstar artist Adam Hughes who was extremely cool and friendly when I met him back at MOC 2004. Plus, who doesn't love Han Solo?

More Palin Goodness

Okay, this is funny. Stick around until the end.


See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, September 1, 2008

What a Jaded Past!

After watching most of the major speeches from the Democratic National Convention last week, I was all pumped up to write a blog piece about my feelings. Then came John McCain's pick of Alaskan governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Now some of you may think it's great that he picked a lady, some may question her credentials, some may love her status as Tina Fey's long lost twin, but all of us - ALL OF US - have to love the fact that she used to do local sports for some small Alaskan television station.

And here is the proof (once again, ANYTHING you can think of will make it to Youtube eventually). The setting was spring of 1988 and a young Sarah Palin (nee Heath) has a mane of hair that could only be built with the dreaded Rave and Aquanet combo. Somewhere, the boys from Motley Crue are envious of her hair. Enjoy!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

He completes us

The fine folks at The Daily Show are at it again. This week's Democratic National Convention coverage peaked with this take on the obligatory biographical video of Barack Obama:



Can't wait to see what they have on tap for McCain next week.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Kobe...Comic Geek???

Be careful ladies, an encounter with Kobe Bryant in the past might have ended with non consensual anal sex, but today you might just have to listen to him talk comics.

Who saw this coming?

From our friends at Comic Book Resources.com:


"For the past two weeks, people from around the world have been watching with intense interest the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, the ultimate sports competition. One group of athletes that have been watched with particular excitement not just in the U.S. but across the globe has been America’s men’s basketball team. Dubbed the “Redeem Team,” the players are hoping to capture the gold after a disappointing and embarrassing bronze medal finish in the 2004 Olympics games in Athens. Featuring NBA stars like Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Jason Kidd, the team remains unbeaten thus far.

Preparing for Olympic competition requires ceaseless practice and training, and for one Team USA member, that preparation included passing the time on the 13-hour flight to Beijing with a handful of graphic novels.

Taio Iwado was closing up shop at Lee’s Comics a couple of weeks back -- his last day on the job at the San Mateo, California store -- when a knock came at the door. We’ll let Iwado tell the story from there.
"I looked up and saw a man in a suit with a silver mustache and military cut tapping at the glass. I continued to count dimes as I politely said, "I'm sorry, sir, we closed at 8:00pm and it's already 8:30."

He then smiled back at me and stepped aside to say, "Well... Would you open up for him?"
There he was, standing in all of his 81-Points-in-one-game glory, wearing his blue and red NBA-approved sweat suit. The dimes fell from my hand onto the counter like copper and tin rain as I gasped out a meager, "Kobe!"
Kobe, his one-man entourage and bodyguard all snickered unsurprised at my reaction as I fumbled around the counter to open the door. As I took out my keys I heard Kobe's friend say, "That's one way to get them to open up."
I opened the door and shook the hands of the three men as they entered the store and said, "Welcome to Lee's Comics, how can I help you?" I must have been working on some sort of autonomous shock setting as I spoke with Kobe, stunned that he was in San Mateo and in Lee's Comics asking him, "So what kind of stuff are you into?"
Kobe happily replied, "I'm into that dark shit. I've got a 13-hour flight to China and need something good to read." Immediately I recommended my favorite author Garth Ennis and “Preacher” to him, explaining the intricacies of the faithless Reverend Custer, his assassin girlfriend Tulip, best-friend/Irish Vampire Cassidy, and his quest to make God pay for abandoning humanity. Kobe's eyes lit up as I told him the tale of Jesse and the reasons why Preacher would change his view on comics forever.

He chuckled, saying, "My Man!" and giving me a high-five and taking the first two "Preacher" volumes. I also helped him track down the latest volume of “100 Bullets,” of which he is an avid fan, as well as “The Dark Knight Strikes Again,” “Across the Universe: DC Universe Stories of Alan Moore,” “Batman vs. Two-Face” and “Batman: The Joker's Last Laugh.” Quite the list of well-written stories (all of which can be found at Lee's Comics).
Kobe was nothing but a gentleman and was completely down-to-earth with this simple clerk as we joked about checking for his ID as he paid with his credit card. I once again shook hands with Kobe and his compatriots as they left the store, asking to pose for a picture before he left for Olympic glory. Kobe shook my hand again giving me a pat on the back saying, "Thanks again, my man." As he got into his black Escalade with his bodyguard and NBA cohort, I felt I had accomplished all I could for the world of comics by turning Kobe Bryant onto the works of Garth Ennis and keeping him entertained as he flew into the maw of the Great Red Dragon to represent our country.

Special thanks to Taio Iwado and Lee Hester for allowing CBR to share this story with Kobe Bryant fans, Olympics fans, DC Comics fans and Garth Ennis fans all around the world.

Gotta love the Cincinnaughty Bungles!

From Deadspin.com:

" When complaining on the message boards isn't enough: The fans of the Cincinnati Bengals have spoken...with signage. This billboard was spotted just off of I-75, perhaps so Henry could see it himself as he drives away by in a stolen/borrowed rental car. "




And there is really not much more that I can add. Seriously. Carson "White Bread" Palmer has got to be steamed right now. And poor Marvin Lewis! Didn't anyone explain the ineptitude of the Brown family and their management "skills" before you took the head coaching job???

The Rule of 3


If you've known me long enough, you have most assuredly heard me espouse on the rule of three, especially when it comes to celebrity deaths. When we lost Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes in the same weekend, I was simply waiting for the other shoe to drop. Sadly, it has. LeRoi Moore, saxophone player extraordinaire and member of the Dave Matthews Band, has passed away.

When Slick and I (along with our ladies) caught DMB a couple of weeks back, Moore was hospitalized and had been replaced on the tour by Bella Fleck's sax man. While he did a more than adequate job, Slick and I were both saddened by the fact that we missed out on a LeRoi performance. Little did we know that Moore would die some days later from the injuries he received in his ATV accident.

The tragedy here is that both Moore and Mac were still at the peak of their games. To compound matters, Slick and I never got to catch Bernie Mac doing his stand-up show - something we will always regret. Hayes, though older and having slowed down just a bit, still had much to offer as well.




We'll miss you guys.

Robots in Disguise

So, my three year old has discovered the Transformers courtesy of going through my old toys in our garage. He found my old Shockwave toy which transforms into a purple gun who, surprisingly after 20 years, still works. (Side Note: After checking the prices this thing fetches on eBay, my son will only get to play with this thing until the auction closes. Then he will be "lost". Bwahahahahahaha!!!)

Anyhow, after trying to explain what Transformers were and why I liked them so much, I finally turned to You Tube to show the little fella the bad animation goodness that we all grew up on. To my pleasant surprise, I found this little gem.

Hooooo-boy. This...this is bad. You can thank me later.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Unsolved Mysteries

One of our favorite authors around here in the Outfield is Brad Meltzer. The trailer for The Book of Lies, Meltzer's highly anticipated new novel has arrived and is making noise around the web because of its guest spots by Joss Whedon ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Serenity) and Damon Lindleoff ("LOST"). The book examines two great unsolved murder cases: Cain's murder of Abel in the Bible and the 1932 killing of Mitchell Siegel, a man whose son went on to create the world's greatest hero: Superman

Needless to say, I am pumped. The book arrives September 2, but you should check out the trailer right now.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Do-Over

As those who read my Bonnaroo coverage are aware, Louisville's own My Morning Jacket turned in a legendary performance on the Friday night of the festival, and Joker and I missed a large chunk of it, creating really our only real regret of the weekend.

Well, that's been bugging me for two months, so I decided to take a do-over. The band's homecoming show at Louisville's Waterfront Park (which, by all accounts, was stellar) coincided with Saturday's STP concert to which we already had tickets, so I decided to get bold, and I went to the band's Friday-night show in Nashville (hometown of guitarist Carl Broemel), at their Riverfront Park. I could not be happier with that choice.

Frankly, I enjoyed the show so much I'm not sure Louisville would have been better. Due to the layout of the park, I had an ideal vantage point, not too far (near the soundboard) and with no obstruction of my view, thanks to the park's stair-stepped plateau formation. The music was incredible, the light show was fantastic, and the environment provided some of the best moments of all. The General Jackson riverboat cruised by behind the stage a couple of times, and the Tennessee Titans preseason NFL game right across the river offered up occasional touchdown-celebrating fireworks, and eventually, a long game-ending fireworks extravaganza, serendipitously exploding during the band's encore performance of "War Begun." On top of that, there was more brief excitement during that song as some obnoxious jackass decided to climb the scaffolding of the stage. Not a moment I'm soon to forget.

Wanna see it? Unsurprisingly, someone got it on YouTube by the next morning:



Crazy.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hittin' the Wayback Machine...

So, we here at the Outfield have been spending the summer enjoying lots of live music, as you know. But the month of August has been almost entirely dedicated to revisiting the music we loved in college (oh, those bygone years). On August 1, Joker and I (along with Mrs. Joker and my girlfriend) saw Dave Matthews Band (with Willie Nelson) at Louisville Slugger Field. It was a massive show with a huge crowd, possibly the event of the summer for Louisville, and we were down on the grass for the show--in the literal outfield.

This was the first Dave Matthews Band appearance in Louisville since 1995 (and that had been only a 45-minute set at Farm Aid), so it seemed ripe for a real rock-out with loads of memories. But it didn't really turn out that way. The show opened with long jams, the first three songs taking about a half-hour, and high energy really only kicked in (for me, at least) when the band performed a cover of Talking Heads' "Burning Down the House." Things were up and down for a while, with a performance of "Gravedigger" featuring Willie Nelson as a definite highlight, but the regular set ended strongly with late appearances by "#41," "Dancing Nancies" and "Ants Marching," plus a scorching cover of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer." Still, I thought the show was lacking in the older, bigger hits, and went a little too strong on the jamming.

I know that's DMB's thing, and normally I wouldn't have a problem with it--if this were a concert at one of the venues they hit every summer. But this was a city were they hadn't played a full-length headlining show since becoming famous, so I'd think it would be expected that a large portion of the huge audience was fans who'd never seen the band before, not the traveling Daveheads that love setlist variety and long, trippy jams. So maybe it would have been a good idea to cater to the casual fans on this particular night. Just a thought from me.

Props, by the way, to my cousin CoCo and his crew (including his lovely wife, Ash) for navigating their way to the front rail, slightly to the side, just as DMB was starting to play. The girlfriend and I spent a little up-close time with the band thanks to them, and it was another great perspective on the show. All in all, we had a great time, but I wish the band had taken circumstances into account and thought about the many casual fans in attendance (some of whom I heard many complaints from in the subsequent week).

Eleven days later, the girlfriend and I checked out Smashing Pumpkins at the Louisville Palace, a much smaller venue for a much louder band. They're on a small-scale tour (few dates, tiny venues), and seemed to gear it for the diehard fans, with a setlist long on rarities and short on radio hits. Like Dave Matthews Band, they hadn't been to Louisville since their mid-nineties MTV heyday (1996, in fact--an arena show both Joker and I attended), so I think a lot of the attendees were expecting more classic material than they got, but I can kind of let this one slide where I didn't with DMB: since there were so many fewer available tickets, and publicity was pretty low (I ran into guys four days later wondering when the Smashing Pumpkins show was going to finally go on sale) outside the band's own website, there was probably a higher percentage of deep-catalogue fans at the theater show than at DMB's stadium gig. And the rarities they played rocked.

The only other real complaint here was the sound, which was mixed a little too heavy to the bass and drums, burying Billy Corgan's vocals at times, and almost eliminating the details of the guitar solos. It was loud, which was appropriate, but it wasn't quite clear. And my only real setlist complaint was the extended rendition of Pink Floyd's "Set Your Controls for the Heart of the Sun" (no, I'd never heard of it, either), which was about fifteen minutes of repetitive grinding, coming in wave after wave (which I'm sure would be ideal entertainment on certain controlled substances, but was exceedingly boring to the sober), followed by an interesting but not exciting feedback freakout conducted by Corgan and guitarist Jeff Schroeder. Beyond that, though? Excellent renditions of "Siva," "Today," "Tonight, Tonight," "Bullet With Butterfly Wings," "Mayonaise," and "The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning" (the song made more famous recently by the Watchmen trailer), and a host of lesser-known songs like "Heavy Metal Machine" and "United States of America" that were blisteringly entertaining. And the encore was a kazoo jamboree of "We Only Come Out at Night" and Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime!" On top of all that, ZZ Top (in town to play the state fair two days later) was in the house, and Billy Gibbons popped onstage for a quick wave as Corgan took his final bow. Weird.

Four days later, Joker and I reconvened, along with CoCo and Ash, to see Stone Temple Pilots across the river at Southern Indiana's Horseshoe Casino. There had been some concern lately, amid reports (and widely circulated video footage) of a late-July show in Phoenix where notorious relapser Scott Weiland was, uh, less than crisp onstage, that maybe the shows were going downhill and the tour was wiping out. But I'm happy to say that on Saturday night in Indiana, nothing could be further from the truth. Halfway through the first song, "Big Empty," it was clear we were getting Good Scott that night.

The band, without a new record to promote ("Yet," teased Weiland), ran through their history, with most of the biggest hits (really, only "Unglued" and "Pretty Penny" were missing, as far as radio/MTV hits go) and a few surprising rarities ("Lounge Fly," "Too Cool Queenie," "Silvergun Superman"). All four members--Weiland, Eric Kretz, and the Brothers DeLeo--were in top form, rocking out and even smiling from time to time. The stage was outfitted with a stellar light show and a stage-wide video wall, used not for band closeups, but for animation and film footage, often casting the band in silhouette as they played. We got to see Weiland's signature dance moves, his liberal usage of a bullhorn, and even a low-level climb of the stage scaffold during "Sex Type Thing." All told, it was a monster show.

In less than two weeks, we'll be taking in our beloved Counting Crows in Cincinnati, thus closing out College Retro Month here at the Outfield. Can't wait!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Say it Ain't so Joey Chestnut!

You all know that I have an insatiable and overwhelmingly unhealthy love of the Krystal. For the uneducated masses out there, a Krystal is the southern version of the White Castle slider but not as greasy and with mustard. What sets Krystal above Whitey's in my opinion are the fries and the Krystal Chik (chicken) sandwiches. But I digress.

My hero, competitive eater extraordinaire and reigning two time Nathan's Famous Coney Island hot dog champion, Joey Chestnut is also the competitive Krystal eating champion. Not only did he dethrone the once impervious Kobyashi, but he loves some Krystal sliders. So how crestfallen was I when I came across this video? Oh my...






Still, you've got to hand it to this guy. I wouldn't have guessed he had the talent at first glance.

Links

It is time for a bucket load of links, folks. Things have slowed down a little around here at the Outfield, but Slick and I promise to get back up on this horse and ride her hard now that the summer is beginning to dwindle down. Lots of things have gone down over the course of the last couple of weeks, but nothing has gotten more publicity than the all-might Michael Phelps.

Impressive? Yes? Bludgeoned to death by the media? You bet. That said, I promise to make this a Phelps free zone.

Today's links are brought to you today with a soundtrack. Or at least one song. Let's call it a soundtrack for the iTunes generation. One of my new favorite things to watch has been The Sundance Channel's "Live from Abbey Road" series that has taken a tremendous wealth of musical talent, given them the keys to perhaps the most legendary recording studio in the history of modern music, and produced intimate looks at these artists as they record. It's CD quality sound and is available in bee-you-ti-ful HD.


A treat for me is coming across a new band - usually British and where I might have been aware of their existence but not familiar with their sound or body of work – and walking away with a new appreciation for them or a couple of their songs. Today's sound track comes from one of my new finds, the British band Elbow. This is "Grounds for Divorce". Go ahead and give it a click and listen to it as you read the rest of this entry.






Now on to the links...

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Pookie Haunts My Dreams

Okay, first I have to admit that I found this link through the "Hater" blog at The Onion AV Club, so I claim no points on originality. But I had to share this with the Outfield Nation. No further intro necessary, just...just check
this out. Trust me.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dave Grohl is a Rock God

Well, the missus and I met up with Slick last night to catch the current Foo Fighters' "Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace" tour as it made a stop in nearby Indianapolis. It had been 8 long years since we caught Dave, Taylor, Nate, and Chris (at Rupp Arena during the tour with the Red Hot Chili Peppers). And man, what a long wait that was. Was it worth? HELL YES!!!

What a show. I am sure that Slick will have a nice little recap up on the blog here in a minute, but don't take our word for it - judge for yourself. Here is the video I shot of "Everlong". For those of you with inquisitive minds, we had seats at the end of the arena up from general admission. There was a main stage and a smaller stage nearer to us where the band did an acoustic set. The video starts with Dave on this stage at the end of the acoustic set.

Enjoy!!!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Links, Links, Links



I've got to lead with The Dark Knight. Just how good can a movie be? Wow – I am truly speechless. It will take a couple of more viewings before I am sure, but my initial gut reaction is that Christopher Nolan's dark and intense second installment in the new Batman franchise should rank up there with my all time favorite – The Empire Strikes Back. And it seems America agrees to the tune of almost $160 million in the opening weekend. Who says movie ticket sales are down? It just proves the Joker thesis – give us crap, we don't show. Give us something we like, and you will be rewarded.


How cool is this? Believe it or not, but the Greatest American Hero is returning! Not as a TV show (even though seeing an aged William Kaat in spandex would be a hoot) but in comic book form. What took so long guys? We'll find out more at next weekend's San Diego Comic Con.


Hope you all did yourselves a favor and caught the debut of the new "Gong Show" on Comedy Central. All I needed to know was that they secured Dave Attell to host, but the "celebrity" panel of judges (Dave Navarro, Andy Dick, and JB Smoove) were icing on the cake. What you missed: A topless acrobatic babe and her evil ugly monkey, midget wrestling, a step show from the illegitimate sons of Rob and Fab, and Andy Dick's penis. For those of you interested, follow this link to see Andy Dick's flaccid surprise to the crew and audience – but be warned, it is definitely not safe for work (NSFW). Sadly, this is not the first time that Andy's tool has shown up on the internet but you pervs will just have to Google that for yourselves.


The Watchmen trailer has dropped. I am still reserving judgment.


If you missed the VH1 Rock Honors: The Who, click here to catch the performances from the comfort of your own computer. And yes, having Tenacious D cover "Squeeze Box" is indeed inspired.


If you caught the Rock Honors show, then you saw Rainn Wilson as the gay love child of Elton John and Tommy. Simply hilarious. So is the trailer for his new movie, The Rocker. E and I will need a baby sitter for this one.


Why, oh why, Stephen Page? If I had a million dollars, I would pay someone to create a time machine and get your butt to rehab before this went down.


And finally, news broke this week about the super secret "The Office" spinoff and, if true, we are pleased – very pleased. It seems that Ms. Will Arnett herself – Amy Poehler – is set to star. Let there be much rejoicing!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Free at Last, Free at Last



Lord almighty, we are free at last. Free, college basketball fans, of the stranglehold of Bill Packer. Free from his assholeness. Free from his ACC bias. Free from his Dean Smith, Roy Williams, Coach K manlove. Free from his UK and U of L bashing.
Free, free, free!!!!


For those of you who actually like to read, you can find out more about it here.



I don't even mind that we will know by subjected to Clark Kellog instead - we are free of Billy Packer. That's like getting George Bush out of the White House!


Now if we could just find a way to get more Gus Johnson on the network:





Who Wants a New Drug?

Howdy Outfield! As mentioned in my last post (you did read it didn't you?), I am on vacation this week so you might see a few more posts than have made it up on the blog in the last couple of weeks. While Slick is otherwise occupied with the dating scene, this old married man has plenty of time to troll the Internet for you while the three year old and pregnant wife take their afternoon naps. I cannot state for the record that this is a healthy past time nor am I enriched by it, but dammit – you need your worthless information. So here is today's first heaping spoonful of goodness – a Youtube clip of my man Glen Phillips (former lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket) along with Chris Thile (lead man of Nickel Creek and The Punch Bros) doing an absolutely fantastic version of Huey Lewis and The News's "I Want A New Drug".


While it is hard to top old Huey, Glen might have just done it…


Sunday, July 13, 2008

Where are my updates???

Some of you have inquired about the delay in getting new items posted here at the Outfield so I thought I would drop a quick note. As my 3 year old would say - Be patient!

Seriously, I do have a good reason. Here you go:





And while this isn't acutally the pic we brought home (who posts their actual ultrasound image on the internet for all to see?), E and I do want to share the news with everyone that she is indeed pregnant. 2nd child due the first week of January. That said, my vacation is this week and I am already planning on stock piling my sleep starting now. You can never get too far ahead with a newborn on the way!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Show I'll Never Forget: Pearl Jam at Bonnaroo, 6/14/2008


Note: I was trying to hold out for the “official bootleg” recording of the Pearl Jam show to make sure I got the details right, but the recording has been delayed for technical reasons, so I’m forced to rely on the setlist, a handful of YouTube clips, and my memory. Let’s see how that goes…

It’s no secret that Pearl Jam’s presence at Bonnaroo is what spurred Joker and me to finally break down and try the festival; we’re both longtime fans of the band—going back to their first album, released during the second half of our high-school careers—and, in fact, our early friendship was largely forged over shared Rolling Stone articles and Joker’s nth-generation dubbed copies of B-sides and live performances. This was to be the fifth Pearl Jam concert for each of us (in six attempts; a 2003 Cincinnati show for which we had tickets was cancelled due to flooding at the venue): we had attended three shows together in 1998, 2003, and 2006, and a separate show each on back-to-back tour dates in 2000. We were looking to Bonnaroo as an expected high point of a summer filled with music, and to Pearl Jam’s Saturday concert as the expected high point of Bonnaroo.

On Friday night, Metallica brought the house down with a (literally) explosive performance, prompting Joker (not much of a Metallica fan) to comment that Pearl Jam would have their work cut out for them to follow that show. By Saturday morning, we were really rooting for our preferred band to come up with a way to wow the crowd themselves.

As I said in a previous post, we decided in the mid-afternoon to check out the stage/field situation, and opted to go ahead and set up shop in an area as close to the stage as we could get without joining the impossible line for the front “pit” area. It was the right call, as the crowd continued to pack in all day, through performances by Ozomatli and B.B. King. After King’s performance, everyone in our area stood, most folks giving up their blanket-sized plots of land to squeeze forward; we’d be standing almost exclusively from 6:30pm until after 1:00am. During this time, waiting for the Jack Johnson show, we got to know a few of our neighbors, most all of whom were avid Pearl Jam fans from all over. The couple from Columbus, Ohio, in front of us had already been to the band’s opening-night show in West Palm Beach three days earlier, and were contemplating following them on to South Carolina on the coming Monday. We swapped stories with folks, sharing tales of concerts past and comparing Ten Club membership numbers (seniority is key for good seats at most PJ shows), and it helped to pass the time before Johnson’s set.

Johnson’s set was pleasant—and the guest appearance by Eddie Vedder was well-received—but there was a bit of anticipation and impatience as we waited for the main event. The crowd continued to pack in, and at the end of Johnson’s set, we managed to find a way to sit down: if our entire area of twenty or thirty people all tried to sit cross-legged at once, we could, as a mass, move the crowd back enough to get some tight sitting room. It didn’t take long for that to become uncomfortable, though, and most of us were on our feet well before Pearl Jam came to the stage.

By the time the floodlights in the field went out, we were primed. The band, who usually start their shows with something fairly low-key, began by playing the long-loved B-side “Hard to Imagine,” and as soon as the song began, some Bonnaroo veterans in the audience began the glow-stick showers. Thin straws (apparently, cut-up lengths of glow necklaces) aglow in multiple colors flew in bunches from fans in several areas down front. The arcs in which the sticks sprayed made them look almost like low-altitude fireworks. We’d seen the trick the night before, at the My Morning Jacket show, but only from afar; being down front this time, we could see what the glowing sticks were, and eventually could participate in the tossing, as several landed at our feet through the first few songs. Yes, it was silly; yes, it was juvenile. But there was something beautiful about it, and it was fun to share in it (and other moments throughout the night) with the Pearl Jam fans around us: the Farm Aid/Homegrown kids, the guy with the black backpack, the Notre Dame T-shirt guy, the Columbus couple, and, eventually, Cubs Hat Jill and Skinny Jeremy.

“Hard to Imagine” was followed by the upbeat rocker “Corduroy,” which has long held the second-song slot; it was probably good to get a more recognizable radio hit out there, since the crowd of 70,000-plus couldn’t all be B-side-loving diehards. But once the crowd was suitably roiled, PJ went for the change-up, breaking out the rarity “All Night,” which had never before been played live. From there, it was on to “Why Go,” the first chill-inducing classic song of the night; neither Joker nor I had seen it performed in concert, so to hear the Ten track for the first time was special, and on its own affirmed our decision to brave the world of campsite festivals.

Vedder slowed things down with “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town,” the now-fifteen-year-old acoustic hit. When the bulk of the crowd (at least to my ears, though I may be unduly influenced by being surrounded by PJ loyalists) shouted “Hello!” at the right place, it was moving, and a good sign that the band had the full audience on their side for the night. From there, they went back to the B-side well with “Down” and performed a rousing version of the 1996-vintage Eastern-influenced “Who You Are” before swinging up to 2006’s “Severed Hand,” which was the first song to really showcase their lighting rig, flashing strobes putting a man-made lightning storm on the stage during the song’s climax.

“1/2 Full,” from the not-so-bestselling 2002 album Riot Act, was its usual strong self, all political snarl (“Don’t see some men as half-empty/see them half-full of shit”) and sweet grooves, culminating in Vedder’s favorite stage trick—reflecting a spotlight off the front of his guitar and shining the resulting beam around the venue. I’m not sure how well it worked in the open field, though it is a cool effect when confined to arenas.

“Animal,” the song that once spent nearly two months teasing fans in anticipation of the 1993 album Vs. (the band performed it on MTV’s Video Music Awards before the album was released, and in absence of other videos, MTV played it in constant rotation), brought the crowd back up to full speed. I can’t tell you how many people I saw throwing Vedder’s familiar “One, two, three, four, five” hand gesture from the fifteen-year-old MTV performance, many of whom should have been too young to remember it; that was kind of surreal.

And then it was time for the first really big centerpiece of the show: “Even Flow,” the band’s second-ever hit. This is always a showcase for lead guitarist Mike McCready (my favorite guitarist of his generation, and possibly of all time), and he didn’t disappoint, beginning his solo with the guitar behind his head and rocking all the way up to Matt Cameron’s brief drum solo before finishing the song. But don’t take my word for it; see for yourself, from my trusty camera:



The band stayed in hits mode next, playing “Daughter” to a massive sing-along. Late in the song, during Jeff Ament’s jammy upright-bass breakdown, Vedder drifted off lyrically, eventually settling on snippets of Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart.” After the song, he apologized for taking the happy night to such a dark place all of a sudden, but then used the opportunity to get a little darker, addressing politics directly for the first time. He stumbled a bit, trying to get across a point about gas prices before playing “Gone” (a 2006 song with the lyric “When the gas in my tank/feels like money in the bank”), but the speech fell maybe a little flat, especially when compared with Chris Rock’s jokes the night before: “Invade Iraq, and the price of oil goes up! That doesn’t make sense. I tell you what: If I invade IHOP, pancakes are gettin’ cheaper in my house!” The song, however, was well-received, and by the next tune, any awkwardness over Ed’s attempts to quote dollar figures was gone.

Why? Because the next song was Pearl Jam’s cover of The Who’s “Love, Reign O’er Me.” Now, most people who know me know I’m an unabashed Who fan—and that that fandom was spurred on largely on the recommendation of Eddie Vedder in a 1993 Rolling Stone article—so this was sonic heaven for me. But I could tell I wasn’t alone; the entire crowd seemed moved by the epic presentation of an already-epic song. This kind of high-profile cover was absolutely perfect for a night like this.

The high-energy one-two punch of “Do the Evolution” and “Rearviewmirror” closed out the main set, and left the fans clamoring for an encore. But then something unusual happened: the Bonnaroo videographers grabbed a shot of the tentative encore set list, displaying it on the jumbo screens for all to see. I don’t know what it was like out in the fields with the casual fans, but in our Ten Club-heavy corner, the excitement was palpable: “’Porch!’ Finally! Do you realize I’ve still never seen them do it live?” “I’ve never seen ‘Release!’” “Did that really say ‘W.M.A.?’” “Oh, ‘Crazy Mary’ is always good.” Pearl Jam encore sets are notoriously flexible; the 2006 Italian-tour video shows the band’s process of tooling it to the crowd’s mood during the break, so we were all skeptical we’d actually hear these songs. I warned Cubs Hat Jill—finally freed from her behind-some-tall-frat-guys hell, and standing next to us, among the real PJ fans—that I would be likely to tear up like a little girl if the “Release” tease became reality.

When the band returned to the stage, Vedder joked that he was amazed to find, in Tennessee, a place so like Amsterdam. “If you all told me to fuck off in Dutch right now, I wouldn’t be surprised.” He began playing a soft guitar line that seemed only mildly familiar. Perhaps the leaked set list was not to be. But when he opened his mouth to say “He won the lottery…,” the crowd (at least the PJ hardcores around us) went nuts. Cubs Hat Jill grabbed my arm and shouted, “The set list is right!” It was a reworked “W.M.A.,” the 1993 album track that hadn’t made a full-length concert appearance in thirteen years! It had been incorporated into the extended jams of other songs a great many times, but not since 1995 had the band played it as its own entity. Surprisingly, it worked really well, with its funky drum-and-bass foundation. “Better Man,” of course, went over well with the masses; as one of the band’s biggest commercial hits, it’s one everyone knows. Still, though, Vedder didn’t trust the festival audience to match the Pearl Jam tour audiences in being able to sing the first verse unassisted, so he waited until the chorus to turn over the microphone. The audience made him proud; the sea of lighters stretching into the distance was a thing of beauty. He remarked at the end of the song that until that moment, he hadn’t really been able to see just how far the crowd stretched, and so issued an additional thanks to the people in the farthest reaches of the field.

“Black” brought the sing-along element back again, and an energetic “Life Wasted” (as seen in Joker’s video clip when we first returned from Bonnaroo) saw Vedder treading the edge of the stage, looking for all the world like he’d be happy to return to his scaffold-climbing ways of 1992. “Crazy Mary” was a crowd-pleaser, though the audience vocal on “No L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G-A-llowed” wasn’t as pronounced as at a tour show, what with the mixed-interest festival crowd. The organ solo by Boom Gaspar and his duel with Mike McCready’s guitar were as energetic as ever:



And then came “Porch.” Somehow, in four tries, I’d managed to continually miss this live classic. The on-screen set list had shown “Porch (Short Middle),” but there was nothing short about this opus. There were two, maybe three guitar solos (both Stone Gossard and McCready had chances to shine), and finally a political speech from Vedder that far outshone his attempts earlier with the gasoline prices. This time he was eloquent and impassioned, acknowledging that “there is a time and place for all this, right? This kind of talk,” but that “This has to be the time. It can’t get any worse.” He stated that it is “stitched into the fabric of our flag, it is welded into our constitution” that citizens have the right and responsibility to make change with their voices and votes. I know a lot of people have a problem with politics creeping into their entertainment, but when it’s clearly as heartfelt as this, and in the presence of a likely receptive audience (not everyone there was political, but anti-Bush sentiment was everywhere, and social liberals were likely in the majority, so his talk was a safe bet). After the speech, the band brought the song to a high-intensity close, and left the stage once again. Well, just see for yourself:



Vedder returned alone to perform “No More,” an anti-war song that was (I believe) co-written by Tomas Young, an injured Iraq War veteran featured in the documentary Body of War. Young had recently taken a turn for the worse, slipping into a coma, and Vedder clearly meant every word he sang. By the end of the song, he had what appeared to be most of the audience in a sing-along of the chorus.

As the band returned, Vedder kept things on a down note, dedicating the next song to a friend whose father had recently passed. (Message-board posters on the Pearl Jam website have pointed out that the friend was named “Luke,” and this was likely a reference to journalist Tim Russert, who had died a day earlier, but I’m hesitant to say that’s absolute fact—though it is likely.) The song was “Release,” the Ten track about the death of Vedder’s father, and at the opening notes, Cubs Hat Jill held her arm out to me: “Goosebumps.” I turned to Joker, on my other side, and he held out his arm, too: “Goosebumps.” I managed to stay relatively calm at the onset, but once Vedder got to the belted-out lines, “I’ll ride the wave…where it TAAAAAKES ME/I’ll hold the pain…RELEASE ME!,” I was feeling the chills, too. The song was beautiful, and poignant, and in that moment I felt connected to Joker and Jill and Eddie Vedder and all of the fans around us (and, it seemed at the moment, everyone in that cow pasture), and if anyone asked me what the best five minutes of Bonnaroo were—what the best five minutes of 2008 have been so far—well, now you know. I wouldn’t trade the experience of hearing that song on that night for anything else in the world.

But that wasn’t the end, of course; the band still had to wow the crowd with an electrifying rendition of “Alive,” their first hit and the song that told me in 1992 that hairspray-and-fireworks party rock was no longer going to be enough (though it does have its place, to be fair). The guitar solos were blistering, the crowd chants were deafening, and Bonnaroo was ready to explode. What could possibly come next?

There was another brief encore break, as the band dashed backstage a moment. We debated: the set list had shown “Y.L./Indiff” as the last song, but did that mean we’d get “Yellow Ledbetter” and “Indifference,” or just one of the songs? Would “Indifference” be at all appropriate for a crowd of this energy level? Would “Yellow Ledbetter” end with McCready playing “The Star-Spangled Banner?” (I had my fingers crossed for that.)

When the band returned, they immediately launched into a heavy rocker—it was to be neither of the listed songs. At first, before really processing the chords, I just settled in to hear a rollicking rendition of Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World”—the band’s most common uptempo closer—but then I realized that wasn’t the song. It was Bob Dylan’s “All Along the Watchtower,” being played for only the fifth time in Pearl Jam history; I had never heard of them doing it at all before, so I was floored by the cover. (Though, it got me thinking: is Eddie Vedder a Cylon?) (Okay, so only a handful of people will get that joke…but they’ll love it! Totally worth it.) It’s one of the all-time best bring-down-the-house rock songs, when done right, and they did it very, very right. It was absolutely the perfect capper to a monster night, nearly three hours of what I wasted no time in labeling “The Best Concert I’ve Ever Seen.” And those of you who know where I’ve been the last fifteen years know that that is high praise, indeed.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Just Another Day at the Office

Here is another spot in the spirit of great (if obviously fake) sports commercials. I wish my work was this exciting.

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Top Five – A Top 5 Replay

Well, when the Outfield Nation goes silent on just about everything (including the last couple of Top 5 entries) it can only mean one of two things: 1) No one is reading this, but that is not the case according to the oral feedback that I have received from most of you and from the numbers that I see on the blog's statistics, OR 2) We are boring the heck out of you.



Since that appears to be the case, I am going to lob a softball up to you all right now. As many of you know, the infamous Top 5 list that we run with here at The Outfield has its roots in two places. The first is the excellent John Cusack flick High Fidelity where Cusack is constantly dropping his "Top 5" everything and even going so far as to name his record label "Top 5". But predating High Fidelity was a little sitcom that some of you just might have caught during its oh so short run on NBC's Thursday night lineup - "Friends". During the third season as the show really hit its stride, we were blessed with an episode where the gang all consider what five celebrities would be on their "freebie list"--people they can sleep with without anyone getting upset. Ross finally narrows his list down by eliminating Isabella Rossellini... then he bumps into her.


The dialogue from that episode is classic:



Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler... who's on your list?
Chandler: Uh, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and, ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon... and way out of your league?
Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.



Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess... Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
Ross: Spiderman?
Rachel: Hardy Boy.
Chandler: Peter Parker.
Ross: Thank you.



Ross: And... Isabella Rossillini.
Chandler: Oho! Very hot, very sexy. But, uh, ya know, she's too international, ya know. She's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So?
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds: Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossillini--geography.



Ross: Okay, I'm done with my choices. These are final.
Rachel: Well, it's about time.
Joey: Oo, very official.
Ross: Oh, yeah, well, ya know, Chandler printed it up on his computer.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Ross: That was me.
Rachel: Alright, let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and... Dorothy Hammill?
Ross: Hey, it's my list.
Rachel: Okay, honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.



Isabella: You know, it's ironic.
Ross: What?
Isabella: Because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.



If I recall correctly, our very first "Top 5" email chain that went around our college circle was this very subject and we have revisited the topic once or twice in the last decade. So, in an effort to stir up some chatter around here, let's reintroduce the Top 5 list. Lots have changed in the last decade: stars have come and gone, people (including us) have aged both gracefully and not so gracefully, and tastes have changed. If I can recall my first Top 5 list correctly, it went something like this: Elizabeth Shue, Elizabeth Hurley, Heidi Klum, Alyssa Milano, and Charlize Theron. I wonder how many will still make the cut?



Joker's Top 5 (in no particular order)




5) Alyssa Milano - C'mon, she was killer during her guest spot on "My Name is Earl" last season and she has her own line of MLB apparel for women. Just look at her in that Cubs hat!









4) Shakira – It's simple – Hips Don't Lie. She would break me and I would like it. Lots. And even E thinks she's hot. That's a winner!







3) Scarlet Johansson – I am rocking the cradle of love her, but she is the whole package. Except for the new album. Tom Waits writes good material, but I don't think she pulls it off. And will someone please get her away from Woody Allen movies!!!








2) Eva Mendes – She has horrible choices in movie roles (Hitch excepted) but I still love her.












1) Charlize Theron – She made the list a decade ago and she still looks almost as young now as she did then. No explanation needed.







To close things out, let me offer up the closing scene from that great episode of "Friends". I dare you tell me that, if you could even work up the nerve to talk to someone on your Top 5 list, that it wouldn't go just as bad as this. Heck, maybe even worse. Isabella didn't have a bodyguard to worry about.






Now let's hear what you have to say. Please post your own Top 5 list in the comments section. And remember to leave your name if so inclined.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

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Bonnaroo, Day 4: Sunday

Sunday began much as Saturday night had ended--with us cursing Kanye West. Not only had we waited up a very long time to see him (after a draining day of being out in the shadeless What Stage field), not only did his concert finally start thumping around the time we decided we needed sleep, but those that did go to his show were returning to the camps around 6am, making a lot of giggly noise (ecstasy- and nitrous-based, I assume), and pretty much waking me up for the day.

I'll be honest--despite the greatness of the preceding three days, those first few minutes of Sunday daylight found only one thought racing through my head: "Get me out of here." There was a panic, realizing we were at the mercy of our fellow campers--only when enough of them went home to clear a path for our car could we go anywhere--and then there was resignation, realizing I had two major shows left on my agenda to see.

We managed a fairly relaxing morning at the campsite, with Joker getting a little more sleep and me just relaxing as much as possible. We got cleaned up, we ate, we sat around and chitchatted with the neighbors (somehow, a car from the row behind us actually got out in the middle of the night, despite being surrounded on all sides; it was the talk of Camp Darth Vader all morning), and we did most of the packing, which made escape seem more possible. By lunchtime, we were in a much better mood for going to see some music.

We headed over to Centeroo to take a last pass through the merchandise booth (nothing new worth buying, thankfully for my wallet), to grab a bite to eat, and to check out how the silent auction had finished out. I came in third place on the bids for the Pearl Jam Australian concert poster signed by all six members of the band. It was a shame not to get it, but my wallet was relieved. We got some more seafood from the vendor we'd gone to on Friday, and sat outside That Tent to hear a little of the Lee Boys. Once they were offstage, it was time for Robert Randolph's Revival, the first important show for us that day.

I saw Randolph for the first time two weeks earlier, when he opened for Eric Clapton, and instantly got hooked on his high-energy, funky shows. Randolph is a steel-guitar virtuoso, trained in, of all places, the Pentecostal church, and I couldn't wait for Joker to get the chance to see him live. Randolph did not disappoint: He had a bigger band lineup than I'd seen before, with the addition of two additional steel players, and played a completely different mix of songs. Highlights included a steel-guitar rendition of the vocal melody from Michael Jackson's "Rock With You" (to which the audience provided the lyrics); an instrumental jam based on Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" (tore the roof off), Randolph grabbing a Bo Diddley-model guitar and paying tribute to the recently-departed legend with one of his songs and a moment of silence; and an encore featuring T-Bone Burnett (attending the festival in his capacity as ringleader of the Robert Plant/Alison Krauss band). Burnett was offered a guitar, but insisted on strapping on the Bo Diddley model. Plant watched from backstage; Randolph threatened to drag him onstage (it probably would have made me faint), but Plant demurred.

And then it happened. During the encore song, Randolph inserted a non-sequiter lyric: "Kanye sucks." The crowd cheered, and Randolph expanded on his thought (I paraphrase from memory): "I don't mean to come down here and talk a mess about somebody, but y'all paid your hard-earned money to come down here and have a good time, hear some music, and there's no need for Kanye to come out here and act so sorry." He finished the song, and tacked on one more dig at West: "Y'all came down here to hear some good music, and we come out to play for you. I came out, T-Bone came out, Robert Plant, all these other people...no need for Kanye to make you just hang all night. Can I get a 'Kanye Sucks?'" (Yes, yes he could. It was loud and heartfelt.) As the band left the stage, whoever was working the PA for That Tent scored extra points with us by immediately cranking up a recording of Curtis Mayfield's "Move On Up," most famous recently for being sampled by Kanye West in "Touch the Sky." If that was intentional, then I owe that guy a steak. If it wasn't, it was at least a wonderful moment of serendipity.

Now that we were fully pumped-up by the music, we were ready for the rest of the day. We headed to the Ferris wheel to grab some high-altitude photos of the festival, and then intended on seeing Aimee Mann at The Other Tent, but fate intervened: the folks from the Silent Auction called to tell me the people ahead of me hadn't responded, and the autographed Pearl Jam poster was mine if I wanted it.

I deliberated for a while--money vs. a fantastic collectible from the weekend of the best PJ concert I had ever seen--but it didn't take long to decide to bite the bullet and buy the thing. It went straight into a roll and to the car, and when I got back to Kentucky, straight to the framer's and onto my mantelpiece:


I rejoined Joker at the What Stage for the Plant/Krauss show. We opted for the front pit section, since the line wasn't very long, and got a great position for the concert. We had been foiled earlier in the year trying to get tickets to the tour's kickoff show at a small theater in Louisville, so finding ourself down close at such a giant venue was a great surprise. The show was great, with low-key renditions of Americana standards and reworked Zeppelin/Plant songs. The slowed-down duet version of "Black Dog" might get the most attention, but the (surprisingly) rocking version of "Black Country Woman" is what I'm hoping will be on the DVD. Plant delivered a couple of signature moments--one of his screams and an old catchphrase, "Feels pretty good up here"--and the late highlight was a faithful and goosebump-inducing rendition of Zeppelin's "Battle of Evermore." Robert Randolph was in attendance, visible on the VIP viewing balcony at side-stage, but despite our hopes, he didn't sit in with the band. Either way, it was the second (and final) great performance of the day we'd gotten to see.

We made our way back to camp to finish packing up and get back to the real world. Along the way, we stopped briefly to hear a little bit of Death Cab for Cutie on the Which Stage, and to eat "arepas"--essentially, grilled-cheese sandwiches made of sweet corn pancakes around melted mozzarella--which had been tempting us from the food carts all weekend. Report Card: A. Tasty and filling!

Traffic leaving the campground was rough for a while; more people left early than Bonnaroo had anticipated (the downside of booking a niche jam-band like Widespread Panic--who wind up on the bill every year, usually as a late addition--as your closer), so things were backed up until traffic police could get in place, but eventually flowed smoothly. And by midnight, we were back in Murfreesboro, ready to crash in beds and sleep the whole night through.

It might have been the best sleep of my life.

Still to come: I finally--FINALLY!--explain why Pearl Jam's Saturday-night Bonnaroo show was the best concert I've ever seen.